I may not be your first love, first kiss, first sight, or first date. And I’m not in this to be your first anything…I just want to be your last.
If you’re a guy and you have a girlfriend.
Do not call another girl cute, especially if your girlfriend sees or hears it, cause she’s just gonna act like she’s not jealous when she really is. It’s just gonna get her.. mad lol.
You: Damn she’s cute.
Your girlfriend: Mhm.
You: Anyway, I miss you baby.
Your girlfriend: WHY DON’T YOU MISS THAT ONE BITCH THAT YOU CALLED “CUTE”?! How about you go fucking miss her.
amen
lmaoo
